Thursday, September 21, 2006

MY JAP ORAL WAS A FLOP! dont ask me why

after don't know how long of chanting under my breath, looking like an idiot who talks to herself while waiting for a bus and all that. it was declared a failure. the teacher was giggling to herself and making me look like an idiot so while i was sitting on the chair sweating and sweating that i could not for the life of me remember what the next sentence was, she said: don't be nervous liana-san.
HOW TOTALLY COMFORTING IS THAT
let you go try be a student and i tell you, the effect is reversed. sigh sigh, oral=bad stuff

i just finished editing my horribly gone wrong yilunwen which sounds like a load of rubbish after deleting 200 words! can you imagine just how much 200 words have on the entire passage! and also trying to edit ms-perfect-priscilla's formal letter of recommendation which is word-perfect, i shall ask daddy to help me when he comes home, he would probably stare at it: you write one meh. MWAHA.

NEH NEH. my mother can't hear the mosquito ring tone! i think thats the best invention as yet.. i didnt even believe that my mother couldn't hear it. apparently people above 25 can't hear it. WHY!
conversation:
me: wow, what an amazing invention
mummy: i want to hear the ringtone!
me: it's playing in the background
mummy: no no, don't try to bluff me, there's nothing!(strains ear)
deejay: only people below 25 can hear it
me: HAHAHAHA, i wonder how they do it
mummy: i still can't hear anything!
me: obviously! you are above 25!
mummy: oh yeah, thats right! but i still don't believe that it's so wonderful.

HOW WONDERFUL (:

off to study jap!

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